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NOTICE: This message, and any attachments, may contain an inappropriate meme, image, or joke. It may ALSO contain information that is confidential and is pretty much only for the individual named above. Its unauthorized dissemination, or duplication is prohibited and may be met by practically no penalty at all. I mean, how am I gonna know? If you received this message in error or you are not an authorized recipient, please immediately delete the message, reformat your hard drive, and pinkie-promise not to tell anyone.
If you do tell someone, or distribute this message anyway, it’s likely I’m not going to do anything except think you’re an asshat. That’s about the extent of it. I mean, what can I really do? Obviously if I knew I was sending it to you, I wouldn’t have sent it to you. Right? So plainly, I’m not gonna know.